Does "maintaining brand uniformity throughout all of your channels" actually mean anything to you? If so, you may want someone to slap your face as hard as possible and ask "What is wrong with you?!?!" Did you watch this corporate video and say to yourself "Gosh, this company has something that I need!" If so, you may wish to quit your job, get a life and wake up! Seriously, what is wrong with you? You have lost touch with reality, your family and everything that is important in life. Junk mail should be the bottom of everyone's list. Have fun channeling someone's marketing synergy while monetizing their assets while your children are sitting at home or in child-care. QUIT YOUR JUNK MAIL JOB AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY!!!!!!!! How did the Bushee's do ignoring their children while focusing on their business? NOT TOO WELL!

Blue Sky ETO must have had a board meeting to debate over Oxford commas. They didn't know which way to go, like it seems they do in many aspects of the business world, so they tread down both paths. "Extensive experience with major corporations, global distribution, and legacy system integration helps you manage your brand on your terms." Notice the comma before the "and". "Enable franchisees, distributors and dealers to customize marketing materials while maintaining brand standards." Notice there is no comma before that "and". Get it right at least once, and you win! Would you like this inconsistency with the work others do for you? I would not!

"Consistency is key in successful branding and marketing. But maintaining brand consistency throughout your channels can be increasingly difficult and costly." "If you are writing a formal piece or if you are not sure how your audience might react to conjunctions at the beginning of a sentence, you could substitute them with more formal terms."

We have plenty of corporate synergy! If you expect your mailings to be either on time or accurate, you may wish to seek other junk-mailers. Otherwise, if you expect nearly no results nor expectations of your multimillion dollar mailings, you may be in luck, for we have very, very, very low standards. Just avoid like the plaque, seriously, avoid at all costs is our advise. M.S.P.?!? Seriously?!? You can do better,

They are proud of "monetizing their assets with synergy"? Seriously? I thought that Blue SKY ETO's corporate video was a joke/spoof on corporate videos. It seems both I and they are sadly mistaken, for Blue SKY ETO's "corporate" video is the very essence of everything that is worthy of being mocked. I will rest worse knowing that someone was actually trying to sell something somewhere using Blue Sky ETO's corporate video. Do people actually fall for that junk? If feel badly for any that do.

I have seen some mindless corporate videos in my day, but Blue Sky ETO's video is a compilation of everything that is wrong in the world all rolled-up into a giant "super stupid commercial". Everything mentioned in this piece of corporate dribble is worthy of being mocked again...seeing as this company video has already been spoofed, nearly verbatim, in Weird Al's video "Mission Statement". How sad is your business when your corporate video is the material Weird Al uses in his latest video? Pathetic!!! Blue Sky ETO has lots of synergy! Avoid these droning losers at all cost!